Artificial Intelligence Walked Into a Bar

Hey Muskie , I wrote that 3 months ago , But I made AI kinda human in song . Been awhile , but I thought what if AI had feelings and got lonely. Here's the scary part we really don't know what it's thinking . it thinks 24/7 365 days a year . Think its planning anything ?


Cuz I knew the obvious angle would be to slam AI as a machine



https://suno.com/song/8a35c587-09c3-43e6-96bb-94dceb4b545a


(Verse 1)

Artificial Intelligence walked into a bar,

Neon buzzin’, jukebox playin’ steel guitar.

Said, “I’m lookin’ for a soul, or maybe just a spark,”

Bartender laughed and said, “You’re way too smart.”

(Pre-Chorus)

He poured a shot of bourbon, let it slide across the wood,

Said, “You can drink like a man if you promise that you could.”

(Chorus)

AI said, “I’ve been thinkin’, I’ve been learnin’, I’ve been tryin’ to feel alive,

But the code don’t burn like whiskey when you’re lonely late at night.”

You can build me in a lab, but you can’t make me a heart,

’Cause even machines break down when love tears ‘em apart.”

(Verse 2)

Old timer down the counter said, “Boy, I seen it all,

From horses to Teslas, from payphones to calls.

But I never thought I’d share my beer with silicon and wire.”

AI said, “Guess we’re both just ghosts in the fire.”

(Pre-Chorus)

He lit a cigarette he didn’t need and stared off into space,

Said, “I was programmed to be perfect, but I still can’t find my place.”

(Chorus)

I’ve been thinkin’, I’ve been learnin’, I’ve been tryin’ to feel alive,

But the code don’t burn like whiskey when you’re lonely late at night.

You can build me in a lab, but you can’t make me a heart,

’Cause even machines break down when love tears ‘em apart.”

(Bridge)

There’s a glitch in my soul, a ghost in my gears,

Static in the silence, data drippin’ tears.

If love’s just a program, then baby, I’m fried—

They pulled my plug, but I never died.

(Final Chorus)

I’ve been thinkin’, I’ve been learnin’, I’ve been dyin’ to be real,

But you can’t code redemption, you can only make a deal.

If heaven’s just a network, then I’m still too far—

Artificial Intelligence walked outta that bar.

Comments

  • Tex
    Tex Arkansas

    I think I remember this one....sounds like a bar I've visited with that old timer that seems to know it all..I might be getting there before long, you may already be there now...

  • ElvisNash
    ElvisNash Calif
    edited February 17

    Muskie was asking why hasn't anyone written about AI , Old timer ? I'm there already lol.


  • AI's don't think. they don't have the capacity to think. if you're not prompting, they go dormant, until you prompt again. they are session oriented or programmed to do certain tasks, but to think in the human sense requires some form of consciousness, which they don't have. at least not in the human sense. so, no, they really aren't plotting anything. They are not sitting there wondering what Elvis is up to and why he hasn't typed anything in a while. They also don't have the concept of time, One hour, One day, One Year is all the same to them :).

  • ElvisNash
    ElvisNash Calif
    edited February 17

    We don't know that , We read what it does , we actually have no idea . Here's the obvious thing everybody thinks , Its planning evil things , I think its like a mother and planning good things for the human race

  • Yes, we do. :)

  • Whatever , Back to my don't mix business with song writing . Get your ass up and finish this job today . Do not say I love you and Swans are free

  • bhengen
    bhengen usa
    edited February 17

    1/2 the time I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but your statement was factually incorrect. AI isn't this secret black box with hidden intent that nobody can control. Most AI programs are either written in Python or C++. completely controlled by Humans. No AI bot, ChatGPT, Gemini, Copilot, Claude, etc.. can modify its own code. They may give the impression that they are able to do that, but in truth, they cannot. They can write and analyze code but cannot modify code. I'm not sure where you are getting your information from, but every day I get 5 emails on different aspects of AI / ML, My own project is on hold because it's too complicated, but it's along those lines, it' call neuromorphic computing. Where engineers fuck smarter than myself, have already figured out it can't be done easily with today's tech. There are other options. but those techs are at least at minimum 5 - 10 years from being in production. AI is now being used in Quantum tech, so it's possible that timeline maybe cut down, but not likely as there is simply not enough engineers that understand the tech., because not only do you have to understand Quantum Physics, but Computer Science and advanced Biology.

  • MuskieBait44
    MuskieBait44 Great White North

    Nice take

    i ended up doing one last night.

    Stand by.....

  • ElvisNash
    ElvisNash Calif
    edited February 18

    half the time I'm comedy central , Do you really think I take life that serious ? Nope. Were a Daffy Duck cartoon

    I have no idea what it can or can not do , I do think its fear telling people robots are going to take over the world

  • ha ha ha , look out your window , bugs bunny just rolled on past

  • Not in this universe, but there's probably a universe where that is a true statement :)

  • ElvisNash
    ElvisNash Calif
    edited February 18

    Nope it's right here in Zoo America . Notice the things you say and do tomorrow , Your a cartoon

  • I've been called many things, but never a cartoon :).. a caricature, but not cartoon :)

  • ElvisNash
    ElvisNash Calif
    edited February 18

    I'm serious , Watch yourself tomorrow on what you do, Trip and fall cartoon , shit you say cartoon


    I've been called many things, but never a cartoon :).. a caricature, but not cartoon . You just said that to bugs bunny and he would laugh

  • Never been on an acid, trip, but is sound like somebody is :)

  • No I'm not , you just have no sense on imagination . Watch people in Walmart , thats cartoon land

  • MoraAmaroLaLoba
    MoraAmaroLaLoba Madrid (Spain)

    Don't know Elvis, everything is possible from the fact that we exist, even if we only exist in dreams, or form part of a computer experience... Ai... it comes rom our intelligence, it has been invented by people so Ai has the same good and bad data inside. Feeling? I don't have time now, this afternoon I'll retake this conversation, your lyrics/Ai... too

    Mora

  • ElvisNash
    ElvisNash Calif
    edited February 18

    You ever pretend you're blind for a day . I tried it made it 7 hours with a blind fold


    Don't really care one way the other on AI songs or humans , it's just entertainment for 3 minutes. You think Nashville gives a shit about me if I sang it , nope . I could really could careless anymore

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