What Bathroom Do I Use?

MuskieBait44
MuskieBait44 Great White North

Lyrics: Me | Music: Suno | 90s Pop Punk

Some Humor 😁

https://suno.com/s/rH6hMvzfD7KbpH3N

[Verse 1]

I Wasn’t feeling quite myself

Went to the Dr. to get some help

He asked, what’s wrong with me

I think I’m stuck in the wrong body

He did some tests, gave me the news

Now I don’t know what to choose


[Chorus]

What bathroom do I use? 

Am I a lady or a dude?

Or just a guy in high heel shoes?

I’m mixed up, and confused

What bathroom do I use? 

(Hey! Hey!)


[Verse 2]

Went to the mall to buy new clothes

At a store called ‘Used to be Bros’

Got my hormones and panty-hose

The clerk said can I help you Miss?

Do you have something in a 6 foot 6?

Does it hide.----a little extra stick? !


[Chorus]

What bathroom do I use? 

Am i a lady or a dude?

Or just a guy in high heel shoes?

I’m mixed up, and confused

What bathroom do I use?


[Bridge] 

Don’t know who I should blame

Now I have to change my name

Do I need to shave my beard?

If I don’t, will that look weird?

How do I tell my girl friend

That I’m a hairy lesbian...


[Pre-Chorus]

Maybe I’ll play against the chicks

Take the gold at the Olympics

There’s no way that I would lose.

I can be a girl if I choose…


[Chorus]

What bathroom do I use? 

Am I a lady or a dude?

Or just a guy in high heel shoes?

I’m mixed up, and confused

What bathroom do I use?

Comments

  • bhengen
    bhengen usa
    edited February 8

    I think it's me, but the music doesn't fit the lyrics. the cadence is off. some lines seem rushed because of the syllable count. but funny lyrics :)

    Sorry to highjack your song again, but I thought your lyrics needed a faster beat, like 320bpm, thought of either Black Flag or X. Came up with this - https://suno.com/s/yjZcgLI3ixPaDbVN.. not quite X, you don't have Xene droning in the background :)

    Or as GBH - https://suno.com/s/tKkInTg8tPGkYCv2

  • There is humor here but the premise that it’s a choice is not backed up by science. There are multiple ways gender expresses not just our social construct of two. (Also research shows that allowing for free gender expression reduces suicides).

    As far as song. Agree the music doesn’t quite fit as the scansion is off. Try ska / punk to see if that works better.
  • not sure about that.. ska is 3/4 beat. he would need to modify his lyrics to fit that, otherwise, suno's algorithm wlll try to make it work.

  • MuskieBait44
    MuskieBait44 Great White North

    Both those turned out good. I had a general mish-mash memory of a sound in mind NOFX, Nerf Herder, Sicko, Gutter Mouth style bands I used to listen too. I think I get in trouble when I go into the 'Editor' pannel of Suno and start cutting things up and regenerating parts to make it fit what I had in mind. thanks for the feedback.

  • Those bands were long after my time. that's the second wave of punks. In the late 70;s, early 80's most of the clubs in OC either shut down or stopped booking punk bands, because they became too violent. punks formed gangs, the skate punks, LA punks, Mexican punks. I think the last party i went to in hunting beach, they had to call the cops because a big fight broke out, then some idiot diid the worm on broken glass. I like your lyrics, you write strong choruses.

  • ElvisNash
    ElvisNash Calif
    edited February 8

    ha ha ha thats very funny . Thats the stupidest thing I've heard them arguing about . Who cares use that bathroom . This is a bit embarrassing your hung more then me . Nice dress , could careless

  • It's hard to pull off a song like this without it sounding crass or insensitive.

    I think you're on the right track by writing it from their perspective. Laughing at themselves, rather than being laughed at is definitely the right approach.

    I'd be careful with lines like "Am I a lady or a dude?" because it doesn't feel like something someone in that position would say, and that breaks the magic. It's a fine line between humour and bullying.

  • Punk isn't about being politically correct. The whole point of the punk rock movement is about the shock factor. If your offended, then the lyrics have done their job :)

  • Tex
    Tex Arkansas

    Too bad Doctor Demento no longer around!!!!! This would fit in his show.😛

  • "The early punk scenes in both New York and the UK were deeply rooted in queer spaces. Before the genre hardened into something marketable, punk bands played in gay clubs like Mother’s near the Chelsea Hotel in Manhattan where the Ramones, Blondie, and Suicide performed. In London, it was Louise’s and in the North it was The Ranch, a tiny Manchester gay bar that gave a home to the Buzzcocks and others. As Pete Shelley of the Buzzcocks remembered in the book Secret Public, “Gay bars were the places you could go and be outlandish with your dress and not get beaten up.” Siouxsie Sioux called early punk a “club for misfits - anyone who didn’t conform to any mass Mecca… male gays, female gays, bisexuals, nonsexuals, everything. No one was criticized for their sexual preferences.”

  • MuskieBait44
    MuskieBait44 Great White North

    here's a slightly updated version. Adjusted 1st verse a little and some other small parts. I thought it would improve the story. https://suno.com/s/jeWlgr0L44uzxA3w

    Hopefully it fixed some of the cadence issues. To me it sounds like everything I listened to 1994-2004.

    I wanted to make a funny story about a guy who gets told that he is a woman and he has to figure out what to do. By making it silly and questioning himself is to poke a little fun at how ridiculous it has become as a national debate, not to promote or demote what individuals should or should not do. I don't want to get in the weeds on the details of that debate here as its a songwriting forum. I'm sure everyone has their own opinion. I figured it was going to be a fine line on something like this, that has been polarizing (like many things over the recent years). I was a little nervous about getting blowback. But it was a good writing challenge, If i accomplished that or not is fair game for criticism.

    thanks everyone for their comments and feedback.

    My next song wont be so controversial. ✌️😎

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    @Tex

  • I know all of this. I lived it. Have you? I had friends who were different and got harassed because of it. In high school I hung around the freaks and the queers because I was one of them — not queer, but a freak. I saw kids dragged into bathrooms and their faces shoved in toilets because they were queer.

    As punks with outlandishly dressed gay friends, we were refused service or asked to leave places — even a Taco Bell — just because of how we looked. One night a group of us was just sitting there eating, and the staff called the cops on us. We weren’t doing anything.

    But none of that has anything to do with this song, or with my point about Owen’s comment. There’s a fine line between humour and bullying. Punk songs are rude, crass social commentaries. They’re designed to make you uncomfortable. Some songs make you feel like you’re being bullied — that’s the point.

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