“Theodore They & Susan Somebody”

https://suno.com/song/6db3e597-41c7-4318-96c3-1dbfb167fbaf

Words by Crazy Elvis

[Verse 1]

Well, Theodore They runs the town like a preacher,

Talks like God but he ain’t no teacher.

Says, “Boy, you better straighten that spine,”

While he’s sniffin’ his gospel off a dollar line.

Susan Somebody, she’s the queen of fake,

Sellin’ good advice she don’t ever take.

Got a cross tattoo and a whiskey breath,

Preachin’ love while she’s flirtin’ with death.

[Chorus]

So don’t tell me what They said, son, I don’t care,

I’ve been broke, drunk, and halfway there.

Ain’t no wisdom in a viral lie,

Theodore They can kiss goodbye.

And Susan Somebody can sell her soul,

But I ain’t buyin’ that rock ’n’ roll.

[Verse 2]

They said, “Boy, you’ll burn if you play that song,”

Well hell, I been burnin’ my whole life long.

They said, “You can’t love if you don’t behave,”

Well, I fell in love in a shallow grave.

Susan Somebody’s got a ring on loan,

Postin’ from a phone she don’t even own.

Talkin’ ’bout truth while she’s twistin’ her knife,

Hell, I’ve met the devil—she’s his wife.

[Chorus]

So don’t tell me what They said, son, I don’t care,

I’ve been broke, drunk, and halfway there.

Ain’t no wisdom in a viral lie,

Theodore They can kiss goodbye.

And Susan Somebody can take her fame,

And shove it right back up her name.

[Bridge]

They say, “You can’t cuss and still love Jesus,”

But me and Him drink beer on weekends.

He said, “Son, the truth ain’t clean,”

So I write mine dirty and I sing it mean.

[Final Chorus]

So don’t quote They or Somebody to me,

I’m too far gone and too damn free.

If I die tonight, just write it plain—

Here lies a man who dodged the chain.

And Theodore They, he’ll never know why,

I lived my truth and told ’em goodbye.

I've had this idea for years , People always say THEY or Somebody