chic 'n chips, lyrics "a bit saucy literally" probably 16+
o.k. so I was bored!!!!
Sid
intro
verse 1
The garcon hovered by the table, menu in his hand,
a hen party from Liverpool, had just sat down to eat.
Plastic penises hung down from around their waists,
the maitre d' stared down at his feet.
verse 2
The waiter knew some English, but their words went over his head,
one woman, toy phallus in her hand, pointed at a Citroen van outside.
All the other guests, took a sudden interest in the ceiling.
The chef came out, took one quick look, and went back inside to hide.
verse 3
The leader of the pack, wearing a tutu and doing impressions of a duck,
started pointing at the waiters groin and pretended to drive a truck.
Just then four French nuns came in, ahead of some Japanese,
The maitre d' had had enough, and fell down upon his knees.
verse 4
The next door theatre manager, entered for his midday cup of tea,
ignoring the overweight Swan Lake, and the sobbing maitre d'.
His gaze took in the performance, called across to the young man,
Garcon, my tea, if you will, after you serve the ladies their coq au vin.
outro
coq au vin is a French casserole of chicken pieces cooked in red wine.
Phonetic spelling of coq au vin, sounds like "cock o van".
Now you know, go back and read again!
Comments
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Ha ha. You paint a very saucy picture indeed! I have absolutely no idea what kind of music would go with this, but I do have a Citroen van!! Not one of the old left hand drive tin can jobs though. I enjoyed the read Sid.😀
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