“Hello Darling, mwah, mwah” lyrics only darling

“Hello Darling, mwah, mwah” the affectatious way some people greet each other, e.g. air kisses!
verse 1
Woke up midday in Las Vegas
Not sure who's bed it is
A keycard on the bedside table
Says Mr and Mrs Hoskiss
verse 2
There's a guy lying next to me
Smelling of cigars and Jim Beam
Wearing nothing but designer stubble
Reminds me of someone that I've seen
chorus
“Hello Darling, mwah, mwah”
Haven't seen you in some time
Must meet up for some brunch
Have your people call up mine
verse 3
My head's banging and about to explode
Visions flit in an' outta my brain
Towers of shots and lines of cocaine
Keep coming and leaving again
bridge
It's slowly coming back to me now
An IPO launch party and a list of who is in
Some famous celeb's, that would be me
A few C.E.O.s, I guess one of those is him
verse 4
Need to sort this mess, before it all gets out
Someone fix the problem, haven't got much time
Leave a note for what's-his-name
"Have your people call up mine!"
chorus
“Hello Darling, mwah, mwah”
Haven't seen you in some time
Must meet up for some brunch
Have your people call up mine
outro
Comments
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I love the shallow insincerity of it! You could even title it "Mwah, Mwah" though no one would know how to spell it!
Perhaps the name at the hotel could be Hotkiss rather than Hoskiss? Unless there's a specific reason for that.
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You are definitely scarey!!!!!!!
The one word I deliberately put in there to test you, you find. du du doo doo, du du doo doo.
Hoskiss as in Ho's kiss
I was leaving a breadcrumb, a bit like a Hitchcock cameo and you spotted it!
Sid
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