Shitty Joke + Video
A Joke a Friend once told...
I hope you enjoy :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldji6UvhtHo
https://soundcloud.com/raoul-mcwenna/shitty-joke
Credits for the Joke: Helge Stöhrer
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
As I was walking with my girl one day,
through the Park, on our way
We’ve been together, not for too long,
I fell for her Lips, her taste was so strong.
[Verse 2]
took her hand and said with a grin,
“Earlier today, had a couple of Gin.”
“I’m in a hurry, I need to pee.”
“How about that Bush, next to the Tree?”
[Verse 3]
“Well ok, I’m holding back too,”
“Let`s go together, my little Sue!”
off to the bushes, so graciously green,
Nobody in sight, don’t want to be seen.
[Verse 4]
She squats down, I pee whilst standing
“Can I touch it?” She is not pretending
“If you do, I wan`t too.”
“Wonderful great, my little Sue!”
[Verse 5]
She goes on, “is everything fine?”
Now go down and feel mine
I grabbed between, her to my surprise
“What`s wrong with you, are you one of these guys?”
[Verse 6]
She says, “sorry, i`m so cringe”
My face now has a tinge
Please some paper, i`m not kidding
It`s too late, I am shitting.
Chords: I – vi – IV – V
Comments
-
With my moderators hat on, just a heads up that there are limits on what can be posted on TSF, and you're probably at the edge of them with this one. We aim to be a family friendly site.
Not trying to be a humourless curmudgeon, but better a heads up now than a complaint later!
1 -
It has been a cert entertaining experience, so funny madness!!
1 -
@RainDayMan
...ah ok... hui hui hui... have not thought about that... : /
I am aware of it, now. Thank you.
0
Howdy, Stranger!