Nothing More Frightening (Christmas Ditty)
Thought I'd share a whimsical Christmas song with you being that it is Christmas day. But this one's about Christmas Eve day.
For a listen ===> https://soundcloud.com/reneelachapelle/nothing-more-frightening
NOTHING MORE FRIGHTENING
[Verse 1]
Turn signal’s on left
She’s takin’ a right
Buckle up, Lucy
Pup, hold on tight!
‘Cuz they’re in a mad hurry
Runnin’ red lights
[Chorus]
Halloween is scary
On the contrary
There’s nothing more frightening than the way people drive on Christmas Eve day
No, there’s nothing more frightening than the way people drive on Christmas Eve day
[Verse 2]
Now, he’s cuttin’ me off
Givin’ me the evil eye
Buckle up, Gramma
Today we could die!
And they’re honkin’ their horns
Gramma don’t cry!
[Chorus]
Halloween is scary
On the contrary
There’s nothing more frightening than the way people drive on Christmas Eve day
No, there’s nothing more frightening than the way people drive on Christmas Eve day
[Verse 3]
The Golden Rule has
Gone out the window
God must be laughin’
Watchin’ us bozos
‘Cuz steams’ pipin' from our ears
And Christmas blows!
[Chorus/Tag]
Halloween is scary
On the contrary
There’s nothing more frightening than the way people drive on Christmas Eve day
No, there’s nothing more frightening than the way people drive on Christmas Eve day
No, there’s nothing more frightening than the way people drive on Christmas Eve day!
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Comments
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Seems like every day around Orlando, I avoid that area like the plague. I agree tho, lots of people on the naughty list around Christmas behind the wheel, and in the stores, and at resturaunts, and, and, and...
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Yep, people get a bit crazy here too.
I was pulled up at the lights and a car came up on my left and zoomed around the corner. Not only through a red light, but there wasn't even a lane on that side.
I can definitely relate!
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